Attn: Prof Owen Mallory
WOULD BE THE FIND OF THE CENTURY WERE IT NOT A CROCK OF SHIT, WHICH OF COURSE IT IS.
Prof Gilda Sawbridge
Attn: Prof Gilda Sawbridge
ANALYSIS SUGGESTS IT IS AT LEAST A VERY OLD CROCK OF SHIT, MA'AM.
Owen Mallory
Received 8–17
Attn: Prof Owen Mallory
DON'T MA'AM ME, YOU [REDACTED]. I PAID A PENNY FOR THAT WORD. THE [REDACTED] FASCISTS BETTER NOT CENSOR IT. MEET ME AT THE STATION TOMORROW.
Prof Gilda Sawbridge
Received 8–18
Attn: Prof Owen Mallory
WHERE THE [REDACTED] ARE YOU, MALLORY? IF THIS IS ABOUT MY COMMENT REGARDING THE FASCISTS, I WAS ONLY JOKING. GOD SAVE OUR BOYS IN RED, ETC.
Prof Gilda Sawbridge
Received 8–20
Attn: Mallory
WELL, GOOD LUCK OUT THERE, BOY. TAKE GOOD NOTES FOR ME. DON'T KNOW WHERE YOU'VE GONE OR WHY, BUT I KNOW YOU'LL COME BACK EVENTUALLY. YOU HAVE SIX OVERDUE BOOKS.
Gil