Hannah Richmond is about to spend Christmas with the man of her dreams. I’ve been desperately looking forward to Christmas in my family’s snowy alpine chalet. Two blissful weeks of skiing, eating, and sneaking off for ‘naps’ to listen to my favourite audio erotica star. Yes, the man who warms my bed each night may have no idea I exist, but that doesn’t stop me fantasising that his spicy stories and filthy words are for my ears only.