So why is the one woman who is completely off-limits knocking on my door? Someone (my meddling brothers) told her I’m the love guru. Penelope is curvy, sassy, and my brother’s fiancée’s best friend. Totally forbidden fruit. But when she asks for dating lessons, I’m suddenly fumbling like a rookie. I thought love was supposed to hit like a linebacker—fast and hard. Instead, it’s a slow burn that’s got me breaking all my own rules.